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Dig your hands down in the mud

The freezing ground will open up

And cold long dead fingers

Are there to meet yours

Roll up your Moon white eyes

And look inside your skull

Scry the Blackness like a Mirror

Spirits & ghouls are there to greet you

Like Kindred, like Friends

They are not Other

 

You thought things have been rough before

Coming to terms with Fear itself

And finding that Fearlessness

Is the truly scary one

For it means Surrender

It means Embrace the Endless

It means prepare for War

 

Strife is coming to this World

Sending in its Vanguard

Chaos, Fear, Unrealness

Using our own eyes against us

For we see but do not See

We see but we do not Believe

 

All together & to each our own

We pry apart our frozen Soil

Peer into the Soul-deep Darkness

Seek the Whiteness of our Bone

The tender tendrils of our Roots

The glowing Rot of our own Flesh

The hot Breath of our rumbling Core

Of Mother Iron

 

Find the Skull emblazoned shield

The Helmet of the Gorgon Hair

The godforsaken Flaming Sword

To defend our Paradise

 

Riders on the Storm

Bare-breasted Sirens

Fire-breathing Devils

Shrieking Harpies

It is Time

 

My battlefield is my own Body

It is the inside of my Skull

The Vision mirrored in my Eyes

The Death that lurks between my legs

I have told Her, I accept

And finally I say

I do

 

I was settling down to post a nice & fluffy piece about my belated New Year’s offerings, having decided not to burden you with TMI this time. But try as I might, I could not run it, having been to Hell & back these past weeks, months even.

As a dear person once said to me, it’s a BLOG! You must be absolutely & radically personal! Begone false exterior! Thanks for that, O Dear Person. For here we all are. Hope you’re happy now.

As with the writing, so with my readings. I am only going to read the way I am driven to do. And so I am introducing Raw Reading: hard-hitting, take it or leave it, short & sweet oracles, that may leave you a bit raw & bruised, but will save you considerable therapy time (not to mention MONEY). Nonetheless, let’s have a bit of fun with it, and look for some DRAMA. Lord knows we’re all headed for a bumpy ride, so why not get into the spirit of the thing?

Therefore I offer you, with a flounce & a flourish: Your Best & Worst 2018!

In this 2-or-3-cards-plus-charms reading we’ll discover what blessings and/or disasters will come your way, blown quite a bit out of proportion in some melodramatic verse & with meme-able card pics.

As a special offer this sparkly gem of creative fortunetelling costs only €25 for the month of February 2018. Reserve your seat quickly & find out if you’ll join the circus, marry a rich uncle, or start building your TinyHome from your fossilised fucks-to-give!

As for donning armour, methinks the Vampires will be the best people (?) to help you find your Weapon of Choice for the times ahead. So for a more in-depth, darkly humorous & radically transforming view, I’m offering my beloved Vampire Reading for only €65 during the whole month of February.

Do you just want to know what the next year will bring you in terms of relationships, home & family, finances & well-being? Fear not! I have a one-page overview  for you covering these areas, using Lenormand & charms. Great value for only €30.

If you have other specific questions, you can of course still order any other reading from my shop, such as a half hour or one hour audio reading .

Looking forward to do some Raw Reading for you, magical darlings.

En garde!